Two people who certainly knew how to deal with resistance! As you may be aware, David Cameron and Nick Clegg have declared their intention to change how Britain is run. No more degraded state schools teeming with immigrant children and leftwing universities churning out millions of chavs with third class degrees; the putting out of their misery of inefficiently run public hospitals previously dedicated to the fruitless task of trying to prolong the lives of the terminally fat and feckless; a final goodbye to pointless lending libraries wasting taxpayers' money pandering to the illiterate tastes of the idle masses; an end to the sponging and scrounging of the workshy and deficient; and no more nasty trade unions getting in the way of the marvels of private enterprise. Here in Haringey we Conservatives are determined that noone and nothing should get in the way of this Brave New World we intend to build out of the ashes of the so-called Welfare State. Now of course in Haringey we are unfortunately condemned to share our borough with no end of leftwing layabouts and anarchist scum, each and every one of them a fully-paidup member of the Socialist Workers Party. They have in their idiocy and insolence dared (under the absurd banner of 'Haringey Alliance for Public Services' - what a ridiculous concept!) to try to resist our plans for a swift and brutal return to the halcyon days of the 1930s. For this reason we have declared this part of the internet the home of those who wish to make a stand against the tyranny of so-called resistance to the so-called cuts. Our glorious but as of yet electorally unsuccessful leader has declared his intention to organise as soon as time permits a public meeting to rally those in favour of the so-called public so-called spending so-called cuts. Details of this meeting are soon to follow. We very much hope to see you all there.
